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Nachdem ja gerade für die Console die man-Pages recht aufschlussreich sind, wollte ich Euch die Page für den nachfolgenden Befehl nicht vorenthalten.

Leser unter 18 hören hier zu lesen auf. Ihr wisst ohnehin alles darüber.
Leser in meinem Alter lesen weiter und versuchen sich zu erinnern... :D

Have fun...


SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)

sex - have sex

sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...

_s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to
make things more interesting are as follows:

-1 masturbate

-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

-b buggery

bestiality with <animal>

-c chocolate sauce option

-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

get a date with the features described in <file>

-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

-f foreplay option

-F nasal sex with plants

-i coitus interruptus (messy!)

-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)

-l leather option

-m masochism (see -s)

-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
kills it)

-o oral option

-O parallel access (orgy)

-p debug option (proposition only)

-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)

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SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)

-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

-s sadism (target must set -m)

-S sundae option

voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

-w whipped cream option

-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

is a list of default partners which will be used if
none are specified in the command line. If any are
specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality

/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates

/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes

/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment

^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

Author prefers to be anonymous.

Oldest program ever.